If drinking coffee and tea is growing up - Ill never grow up

In fact I don't drink neither of it, ok I have to admit that I sometimes have a frappuccino from Starbucks, but it's rare. It's not that I don't like the taste of coffee, I kind of do, but I don't want to get into a habit of drinking it, mis colour my teeth when I don't need to and get all this unhealthy"toxic" and caffeine inside me. So I think, If I don't start ill escape these problems and so far so good! Im not a tea drinker because I don't like tea, it's absolutely tasteless and taste just like warm water, and if i have to drink it I need plenty of sugar which will make my hips grow so, no thanks. Im happy with my water or juice in my hand.

Desire is now forcing me to drink a chinese herbal tea with nerve smoothing effect he bought. He says it will cure my head ace, cuz right now Im feeling shit!!